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Telling me that we aren’t gonna have sex until the weekend for the fun of it? Two can play that game, mister.

Plans for when I get my own place with someone I love


Wake up.
Have sex.
Make breakfast.
Have sex.
Go to work & wish I was home.
Come home.
Have a snack.
Have sex.
Watch tv.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Cook dinner.
Have sex.
Go to sleep.

Forgot playing video games!


if anyone says they do not want claudio sanchez’s hair they are LYING



"So leave yourself intact, cause I will be coming back.
In a phrase to cut these lips,
I love you."
-Coheed and Cambria (via roux-tangclan)


anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars


i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that